TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AKPOS: A teacher!
2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean?
AKPOS: By staying at home!
3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
[Few minutes later]
Akpos: Here it is sir.
TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything
Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?
4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?
AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog.
5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?”
Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.
AKPOS: A teacher!
2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean?
AKPOS: By staying at home!
3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
[Few minutes later]
Akpos: Here it is sir.
TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything
Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?
4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?
AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog.
5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?”
Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.
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