Tonight's joke

Who is the funniest?

1. Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi. ..
2. Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. ..
3. Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept. ..
4. A Tiv man who watched the news & waved to the news reader. ..
5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills. ..
6. An Igala man who lowered his television volume because he wanted to read a text message. ..
7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo. ..
8. An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango is ripe enough then came down & started stoning it...
9. A Fulani man who choose to drink fanta because he thought sprite was unripe. ..
10. A Gwari man who saw something that looked like shit, touched & tasted & said "Hmmn" na shit oo!!! Thank God I no match am...
11. An Idoma man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to cool FM...
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