Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship.


I have done a survey on reason people give to quit a relationship and all I got was these funny responds. After acting suspiciously, u may be inquisitive to know whats wrong and u this is what u get.
1. Am sorry my dad said I should not marry a muslim.
2. Is it true u are an outcast? (osu)
3. My late boyfriend just raise from d dead and wants to marry me.
4. My dad said I should not marry a Jehovah witness.
5. You have an offensive body odur.
6. My pastor said you are not good for me.
7. My parents hate your tribe.
8. You stop sending money to my account. (is he your father? Geez!).
9. You stop calling every day.
10. You are too far from me. ( Distance problem)
11. You talk a lot. ( That was how he wooed you)
12. My friend said you are too old for me. ( were u blind to notice that initially?)
13. You snore loudly. . (sing along with him)
14. You dont know how to kiss. ( teach him/her for God sake)
15. You drink a lot ( Good reason though)
16. You always talk good about my friend (then check your dressing and manner of approach )
17. Our dog always bark when u visit. (this one me laugh loud)
18. My ex is back from abroad to marry me. ( does that make me a sexx machine?)
19. You cant speak good english. ( And you said yes when he wooed you?)
20. You are dirty (was he/she neat when he met you/you met her?)
21. You store my real name in your phone. ( I wonder what u expect it to be).
22. You dont know how to bleep. (geez!).
23. You are too FAT
24. You are shapeless like an amoeba!
25. You have yellow Eyes
26. You eat too much!
27. You are NIGERIAN!

I see you as a family member not a boyfriend

I don't know you ,lets just be friends 


you are too religious and i am an atheist

you are a very holy man, who needs to lead a church instead of a family

Lord jesus told me i am not right for you ( i know they are lying but it always make me happy).

your too perfect for me

your too kind

(most hurtful  thing actually happened to me, i called my ex gf  and here's what happened)

me:hey sweetheart would you like to go to a church service with me

her: excuse me who are you?

me: it's me(insert my name) your boyfriend remember?

her:you are not my boyfriend,

me: but,  but honey,my sweet potato

her: ewwww get away from me.

her:(hangs up).

saddest day of my life


If your partner left you, one of these may be the reason. Ciao!

Source: NL

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